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Friday, 4 September 2015

Thursday Telephone Conversation With Nigeria's Former First Lady, Patience Jonathan By Jebose Azuka

“Aalos….Jebose?...make u ansa your samusungi fone galasy wey I dash u last week… Aloooh, Jebose, wake up… bad pikin… Alloooh!!!!

Hello Who be this nah?
U dey craze, Mad man… u no sabi my voice again?. Jebose, Jebose, Jebose, how many times I call u… Chai…chai… the first lady is calling u and you dey keep kwaett

Details of President Muhammadu Buhari's assets have been made public after he submitted documentation to the Code of Conduct Bureau (CCB).

In a statement issued on Thursday, spokesman Garba Shehu noted that the president's assets, valued at less than N30million at the time of his inauguration on May 29, reflected his "austere and Spartan lifestyle," especially as a former Head of State.

His money was held in a single bank account and he had no company or foreign accounts...

"In addition to the homes in Daura, he has farms, an orchard and a ranch. The total number of his holdings in the farm include 270 heads of cattle, 25 sheep, five horses, a variety of birds and a number of economic trees," the statement said

As you should know by now, Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari and his Vice, Prof Yemi Osinbajo, have declared their asset publicly, giving every Nigerian to know what they are truly worth.

President Buhari is worth just N30million in cash, “farms, an orchard and a ranch. The total number of his holdings in the farm include 270 heads of cattle, 25 sheep, five horses, a variety of birds and a number of economic trees”.

The Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria (MDCN) has arrested the first female fake doctor in Nigeria.

According to Daily Trust, the woman, Angela Njide Nwosu who had worked as a doctor for years using forged documents, was arrested on the first day of her new N280,000 a month job at a newly opened private hospital in Bwari council area in Abuja after her new employees demanded MDCN to verify its new staff doctors.

When interrogated, Angela claimed to have

How devil pushed me to impersonate NYSC member – Suspect

A Jos Chief Magistrates’ Court on Thursday sentenced a 25-year-old man, Abubakar Mohammed, to one month imprisonment for impersonating as a member of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC). File photo: The NYSC Batch 'B' Corps Members At Their Passing -Out Parade At Murtala Muhammed Square, Kaduna on Thursday. Photo by Olu Ajayi File photo: The NYSC Batch ‘B’ Corps Members At Their Passing -Out Parade At Murtala Muhammed Square, Kaduna on Thursday. Photo by Olu Ajayi The Magistrate, Mr Tijanni Zololo handed down the sentence after Mohammed pleaded guilty to the crime and

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Nigeria’s business magnate and one of the richest men in Africa, Chief Antonio Oladeinde Fernandez, died on Tuesday, September 1, in Brussels, Belgium, at the age of 79.

Sources close to the family, who however expressed shock in his sudden demise, said he died of an age-related ailment.

Contrary to counter claims in some quarters that the US government was in possession of documents indicting top aides of Goodluck Jonathan, indications have emerged that President Muhammadu Buhari has, in fact, been handed shocking documents relating to monumental stealing of ministers and others. It was learnt that the intervention of some individuals, including some African leaders, tended to suggest to Buhari that he needed to give his predecessor soft landing; and indeed, the President had agreed but on the condition that the aides and ministers who looted the treasury must return the funds. It was with a view to avoiding what a very credible source described as a public embarrassment for the former leader, that Jonathan visited Buhari earlier in the month to beg for his understanding. “The President advised Jonathan to prevail on his aides and ministers to return all the money they looted to enable him have access to funds with which to restructure and develop Nigeria for the good of everybody. But President Buhari became angry when Jonathan’s men became adamant." “Most of Jonathan’s men would have been arrested by now, but the President was being mindful of the nation’s democracy and, therefore, decided to pursue the matter in a civil manner. In fact, it was for this reason that the National Economic Council, NEC, decided to set up a special committee to ascertain the areas concerned and deal with it,” a presidency source told Vanguard. It was due to the documents exposing stealings that Buhari recently urge lawyers not to cover corrupt men.

Female Members Suck Pastor's Manhood To Get 'Sacred Milk'

Acts of desperation often end in disaster, people should just learn to live right and live their life in peace.

An evangelical pastor from Brazil, Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, persuaded his followers that he practiced oral s*x because it was the way he preached the word, saying that his ‘milk’ was sacred.

And this pastor said his manhood was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated it with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and of course, had to go around evangelising.

"He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth,"
a follower said, “Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci asked us to do oral s*x on him until the Holy Spirit came through ejaculation and delivered funds to the church.”

Valdeci, 59, was arrested in Apore, Goiás, Brazil, for raping several women attending his church. He gave as an excuse that his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.”

Valdecir came to abuse some elderly, and defends himself by saying that ‘he had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel and gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state, beginning with the faithful Apore Assembly, of which he is responsible’.

The man is now cooling off in a police cell.