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Thursday, 10 September 2015

Grace Jones slays Rihanna, Miley, Gaga and Kanye in this exclusive extract from her autobiography


I come from the underground. I am never comfortable in the middle of the stream, flowing in the same direction as everyone else. I think people assume that’s where I want to be, famous for being famous, because as part of what I do there is a high level of showing off. But my instinct is always to resist the pull of the obvious. It’s not easy.
Trends come along and people say, ‘Follow that trend’. There’s a lot of that around at the moment: ‘Be like Sasha Fierce. Be like Miley Cyrus. Be like Rihanna. Be like Lady Gaga. Be like Rita Ora and Sia. Be like Madonna.’ I cannot be like them – except to the extent that they are already being like me.
I have been so copied by those people who have made fortunes that people assume I am that rich. But I did things for the excitement, the dare, the fact that it was new, not for the money, and too many times I was the first, not the beneficiary.
Rihanna… she does the body-painting thing I did with Keith Haring, but where he painted directly on my body, she wears a painted bodysuit. That’s the difference. Mine is on skin; she puts a barrier between the paint and her skin. I don’t even know if she knows that what she’s doing comes from me, but I bet you the people styling her know. They know the history.

Angry mob burn suspected robber alive in Port Harcourt

According to a video posted by an eyewitness, this suspected thief was burnt alive by an angry mob in Port Harcourt.
In the graphic video, the young man who was well and truly beaten before being set ablaze, is heard screaming the name of Jesus several times and begging for his life to be spared but the crowd will have none of that as they made sure he was set on fire.
It was gathered by the person who posted the video that the man was a member of a robbery gang that attacked the community but was the unlucky one to be nabbed while the others managed to escape.
Instead of handing him over to the police, the mob took the laws into their hands and meted out instant jungle justice on him.
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UNILAG Reportedly Shut Down Indefinitely Over Protests about Oluchi Anekwe’s Death

A University of Lagos (UNILAG) student named Oluchi Anekwe died on Tuesday night, after being electrocuted to death when a high-voltage wire fell on her.
The incident occurred as she was walking back to her on-campus residence, Pulse reports.
Immediately the incident occurred, she was rushed to the Lagos University Teaching Hospital, (LUTH) but was pronounced dead on arrival.
Eyewitnesses state that the pole from which the wire fell had been showing signs of faults for a while, and that the wires attached to often sparked.
Oluchi was a 300-level student of Accounting, who hailed from Enugu State.
R.I.P Oluchi. Our condolences go out to her family, loved ones, and all those affected by this tragedy.

Some Women you think they don't exist


Look at what Married women are doing in the name of Birthday


Tinubu meets Buhari in Aso Rock over Some Ministerial Names

The National Leader of the All Progressives Congress, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu and the first national chairman of the party, Chief Bisi Akande, held a secret meeting with President Muhammadu Buhari inside the commander-in-chief office at the Presidential Villa on Wednesday.

The visit came less than 24 hours after former President Olusegun Obasanjo met with Buhari. Sources in the seat of power said that Tinubu met Buhari and approve some names.

Nigerian Army Frees 128 Former Boko Haram Suspects – PHOTOS

According to Punch, the Nigerian Army has released 128 individuals previously suspected to be Boko Haram members.
Chief of Army Staff, Tukur Buaratai and Borno State governor, Kashim Shettima, said the detainees were carefully screened by a joint intelligence cell, which includes the Nigerian Army, Police, DSS and representative of Borno State government.
Addressing the released individuals, Shettima said:
“To attest to the fact that the Nigerian Army is a right body, we preserve human rights in the course of our duty and also maintain dignity of the individuals. The human right has vindicated the Nigerian Army, as we protect the territorial integrity of the country and defend its citizens…
Through the magnanimity and professionalism of the Nigerian Army, you have been released and will be fully integrated into the society. You should abstain yourselves from criminal activities, as the government is ready to empower you so that you will be good citizens that can bring development to the society.”
Here are some photos of the released people:

Japan floods: City of Joso hit by 'unprecedented' rain

Widespread flooding and landslides in north-east Japan have forced more than 90,000 people to abandon their homes.
The city of Joso, north of the capital, Tokyo, was hit by a wall of water after the Kinugawa River burst its banks. Helicopter rescue teams have been plucking people from rooftops.
One person has been reported missing in the region and at least 12 are injured.
The rains come a day after a tropical storm brought winds of up to 125km/h (78mph) to central Aichi prefecture.
"These heavy rains are unprecedented. We can say this is an abnormal situation and there is imminent serious danger," the chief forecaster at the Japan Meteorological Agency (JMA), Takuya Deshimaru, said on Thursday.
The hardest-hit areas have been Ibaraki and Tochigi prefectures. Japan's Meteorological Agency had put both regions on its highest level of alert.

VFILES


Perhaps more than ever, tonight’s VFiles show pushed fashion decency to its very limit, then went further. In front of an adoring, rambunctious crowd of colorfully attired demimonde-dwellers bobbing to dubstep, courtesy of DJ A-Trak, not to mention all who watched on Periscope and tweeted furiously, five young designers or collectives took the runway with abandon. They were the chosen ones, as selected online by an international voting public. “We’re breaking stereotypes,” said founder Julie-Anne Quay backstage. “These brave kids, who are 22 and under, represent the next generation of tastemakers, the new youth culture."
The most compelling of the bunch, conceptually speaking, was Feng Chen Wang. Born in Beijing and fresh out of fashion college in Britain, she described the very somber basis for her collection, learning of her father’s cancer diagnosis last year and taking a deep interest in the process of recovery, even observing the surgery firsthand in the operating room. As bleak as it sounds, and rather contrary to her chirpy demeanor,

she made the most of the bad situation, crafting clothes bursting with outsized organ shapes and zippers evoking incisions. Some models wore blood bags that dripped a black liquid (not blood) into plastic tubes spelling out the words Love and Life.
David Ferreira, based in London, brought together his favorite film, Orlando, and Empress Dowager Cixi of nineteenth-century China. As it happened, some of the pieces ended up looking remarkably similar to Rihanna’s yellow stunner, by Guo Pei, at this year’s Met Gala. (Incidentally, Rihanna has sported previous VFiles designers to various events.) Ferreira said he combined elements of European couture with historical Chinese dress. He mentioned foot-binding, but it was surely only coincidence that one model tumbled twice, ripping off her shoes each time and continuing barefoot to thunderous applause.

Migrant crisis: Denmark-Germany rail links suspended

Denmark has suspended all rail links with Germany after police stopped hundreds of migrants at the border.
Danish police also closed a motorway between the two countries when some asylum seekers began walking north after being forced off a train.
They say their destination is Sweden.
As the EU struggles with a major migrant crisis, the European Commission has proposed that 120,000 additional asylum seekers should be shared out between members, using binding quotas.
Denmark's DSB rail operator said trains to and from Germany had been suspended for an indefinite period because of exceptional passport checks.

Promise of papers

SSS Gets List of New Ministers from Buhari, Begins Screening

The Department of State Services has commenced the screening of ministerial nominees sent to the agency by President Muhammadu Buhari. No fewer than 20 nominees had already been vetted by the DSS.

The President was said to have sent to the agency a total of 36 names of would-be ministers for checks.

The identities of nominees were top secret before now. But some of the expected names made the list.

There will be some new names from the North and the South-West. The South East will get known names of the few who supported Buhari from the geo-political zone.

Some of the names on the list included those who worked with Buhari when he was in the military and during his stint as the chairman of the defunct Petroleum Trust Fund, as well as in politics.

Investigations by PUNCH showed that the screening process by the DSS involved conducting background checks on the careers of the nominees and operatives were also checking for records of the nominees with anti-graft and security agencies.

Ladies, See Things To Do To Keep Your Man From Other Girls

It will be a very good thing if most ladies can read this piece and know that it will be extremely helpful for them as it will help them keep their man and enjoy marriage the way it should be:

A good cook:
I can not stress this enough. If you know how to cook your man’s favorite food and I mean you really take time out to ask him what his favorite is and you go out of your way to learn the act of preparing such food in the best way he likes for him whenever he wants it then you have secured him.

Patience Pays! Watch the Trailer for ‘Suru L’ere’ with Seun Ajayi, Beverly Naya, Lala Akindoju & More

Rita Dominic & Mildred Okwo of the Audrey Silva Company are working on another movie that’s sure to be a hit!
Following the success of its multiple award winning film The Meeting, The Audrey Silva Company (TASC) today released the trailer for its highly anticipated sophomore production “SURU L’ ERE (Patience Pays)”.
Set in Lagos, the movie depicts the life of a young, timid graduate desperate to overcome his financial woes.  The protagonist Arinze played by upcoming talent Seun Ajayi meets ambitious and beautiful Omosigho

Rivers Gov. Wike Says He Has Declared His Assets to ‘Relevant Authorities’

Rivers State Governor Nyesom Wike on Wednesday stated that he has declared his assets to ‘relevant authorities’ and as a result, he doesn’t feel the need for a public declaration of assets.
His opinion was expressed via a statement released by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Opunabo Inko-Tariah, Punch reports.
Here is the statement:The governor has declared his assets and this is exactly what he told newsmen during the tour of his administration’s projects. There is no law compelling him to make his declaration public. He has declared his assets and the declaration was made to the relevant authority.

Tuesday, 8 September 2015

Sunday Oliseh Says “I’m Not a Magician” | Urges Nigerians not to Expect Miracles

Newly appointed Super Eagles Coach, Sunday Oliseh, is urging Nigerians not to expect miracles, as it will take a lot of time and effort to build a new world-class team.
Oliseh made this known at a press conference in Port Harcourt, when discussing the team’s 0-0 draw in a match against Tanzania last weekend.
He emphasized that he is working diligently with the team to continue to work towards earning a spot at the 2017 Africa Cup of Nations and the 2018 FIFA World Cup finals.
Oliseh stated:

Long Time No See! PDP Governors Visit GEJ in Otuoke – PHOTOS

It’s been a while since we’ve seen former president Goodluck Jonathan in the news. Judging from the photos below, he seems to be doing very well.
According to several online reports, some PDP governors recently visited Jonathan in his hometown of Otuoke, Bayelsa State.
Here are some photos from the visit:

Cross River State prescribes Death Penalty for Kidnappers

If you are a kidnapper in Cross River State, you might want to change your ways.
State governor, Ben Ayade, on Monday signed the anti-kidnapping bill into law, and it prescribes the death penalty for convicted kidnappers in the state.
According to ThisDay, “the law also empowers the state to seize assets as well as freeze accounts belong to convicted kidnappers and those who aid and abet kidnapping in the state.”

Double Award Presentation to the Managing Director Alh. Olatunde Awonuga



The Management and Staff of Herosplus International Limited witnessed double Award Presentation to their Managing Director in his office yesterday by Dr. Samuel Olabisi Babatunde, the Registrar of Port and Terminal Management (PORTEMAN) Lagos State
Dr. Samuel Olabisi Babatunde in his remark emphasized on the support, contribution and sustainable development of Alh. Olatunde Awonuga  in the clearing and forwarding Industries which was why he was nominated a  FELLOW FPTM & CORPORATE MEMBERSHIP. 

Actress Angela Okorie Shows Off Her Big Bobs


Iyanya is Learning how to be Strong, Says “So many people out there judge me…I trust no one”

and the music star is currently working on a new album.
Things are however not so smooth for the Triple MG artist and he took to Instagram to share his thoughts with his fans and followers.
Constantly under scrutiny, Iyanya explains that “So many people out there judge me ..,my friends go to bloggers to write things about me ..I have no friend ..I trust no one.”
He continued by saying “I lost my family years ago it was the only thing that made me shed tears…the last was my mum and I remember not shedding a tear cos she was the third in two years… Nothing in this life can break me anymore .I want you to know that no man on earth has the power to stop what God starts and till you confess you will not find peace .I’m not perfect but I’m making changes. God bless everyone who supports and prays for me.” SEE MORE PIX

How Walking In Nature Changes The Brain

The majority of people in the Western world live in busy, congested cities. Many of us have been completely cut off from nature in our day-to-day lives, especially compared to the generations before us. There have been many studies showing that city dwellers are much more likely to suffer from depression and other forms of anxiety than people who live in more natural, rural areas.
This may seem obvious to some, since the feeling we get from going for a walk through a park or forest, going camping, or just getting out of the city in general is so refreshing and generally very relaxing. But new research is proving just how important getting out of the city and into nature can be for our mental and physical well-being.

Actress Ini Edo Loved Up With RMD

The divorced actress is finding love, since she didn't have a kid for her ex. RMD may not be the man. Lol!

You Say Igbos Are Noise Makers? Keyamo Must Apologise

The youth wing of the pan Igbo socio-cultural association, Ohanaeze Ndigbo, has demanded an unconditional apology from human rights lawyer, Festus Keyamo for dismissing the outrage by Ndigbo over their exclusion in federal appointments by President Buhari as "noise making".

Keyamo had while defending the President against allegations of deliberate exclusion of the South-East in his appointments so far, said those criticising the President “are political job seekers”.

He said Ndigbo were the greatest beneficiary of Buhari’s appointments so far, and had no justification to allege marginalisation. His words:

30 Bad Girls Sentenced to Prison for Prostitution In Lagos

A Magistrates Court sitting in Ikeja, Lagos, has sentenced 30 young ladies to six weeks imprisonment for prostitution. The accused were tried and convicted for prostitution and breach of peace. The Magistrate, Mrs O. Odusanya sentenced all of them to six weeks in prison each.

The ashawo girls, during their arraignment on Monday pleaded guilty to the offence and blamed the devil for pushing them into prostitution. They were all arrested at Obalende area of Lagos at 2 a.m.

The female magistrate ruled: "You are hereby sentenced to six weeks imprisonment with an option of N10,000 fine each."

Buhari's Powerful Ministerial List: Some Names Leak

President Muhammadu Buhari on Monday in Aburi, the Republic of Ghana reassured Nigerians and friends from the international community that he will name his cabinet before the end of the month.

“After I was sworn-in, I said I will have my cabinet in September. I expect that Nigerians should ask me questions after the 30th of September if I do not do so,” President Buhari said.

Monday, 7 September 2015

Seun Akinlosotu: Excuse Me, Can I Have Your Number?

Excuse me, can I have your number?
No, this is not a guy asking for a girl’s number. It’s the girl asking for a guy’s number. Yeah…yea…. I see ladies doing taka sufe over their heads saying God forbid. Me, ask a guy for his number? From the days of Adam, a man goes after a woman not the other way around.
Ehn Ehn… remain there until you are 50 with cobwebs down there, albeit with your dignity intact. We shall readdress this issue at that time and you can tell me if you still feel the same way.
I just had a discussion at lunch with my friends about a girl toasting a guy. I love seeing people come together in a healthy relationship and honestly, I don’t even care anymore how it happens. It is the end result of an issue that matters, not the beginning.
When I host an event, I make it a point of duty to single out the ladies, and tell them to shine their eyes for they are not there to eat jollof rice only. Stop waiting for the boys to initiate a conversation, because by the time he figures which girl is the prettiest or most attractive in the room the party will be over. Can I please use this medium to beg all those people who handle lightening at events… your lights are getting darker and darker and making it impossible for the men to see the girls. Please there is enough confusion already with the wigs, makeup, false butt etc., don’t compound their problems abeg. Let there be correct light so they can see the girls.
This issue of who should ask who out is always going to be a bone of contention. Even 50 years from now I suspect my feminists and convenient traditionalists would frown upon it. I personally have grown out of that mindset and I really don’t see anything wrong with it.

Miss Nigeria USA 2015 Runner-Up Olutosin Araromi is now the Queen | Find Out Why!

The Miss Nigeria USA Pageant was a success as Frances Onyemaechi Udukwu was chosen as the winner. Frances’ winning streak continued as she was recently crowned Miss Africa USA 2015 – 2016.
Due to her commitments in the new role, first runner up Olutosin Araromi has been crowned the Reigning Miss Nigeria USA 2015-2016.

Swimsuit Body on Fleek! Toke Makinwa rocks Kamokini in Miami

Media personality Toke Makinwa is currently on holiday in Miami with a group of her girlfriends. In case you missed it, check out the fun Girls’ vacay HERE.
We couldn’t help but notice Toke looking lovely in a yellow swimsuit by Kamokini.
Toke was clearly loving the photos as much as we did as she captioned her photo;

Tinubu Receives Honorary Doctorate from Adeleke University

Former governor of Lagos State and APC Chieftain, Bola Tinubu, has received an honorary doctorate degree in Political Science and Diplomacy from Adeleke University in Osun State, The Nation reports.
The ceremony commemorating the awarding of the degree is said to have taken place over the weekend.
 From Left- Sir Adewale Adeeyo, (commencement speaker),Senator Isiaka Adeleke (Chancellor), Bola Tinubu (Honoree),Dr. Adedeji Adeleke (chairman of Council) and Prof. Amusan Oluwole (Vice Chancellor, Adeleke University during the award of Honorary doctorate degree in Political Science and Diplomacy for Tinubu

New Video: Jaywon feat. Vector – Back to Sender

Next World Music‘s Jaywon drops the visuals to his highlife tune titled “Back to Sender” featuring Vector

Ambulance Plane Bound for Senegal with 7 People on Board Mysteriously Disappears

A small ambulance plane evacuating an ill French woman from Burkina Faso to Senegal mysteriously disappeared on Sunday with seven people on board.
According to U.S News & World Report, Senegalese and French authorities said the crews of a ship and two planes were scouring an area off the Atlantic coast of Senegal for signs of the wreckage.
The report further states:

Photos: Joseph Yobo celebrates with his family as he add + 1



The footballer turned a year older yesterday and spent the special day with his wife and children. More photos after the cut...

Sunday, 6 September 2015

Buhari's Fight Begins: Freezes Jonathan Associates’ Accounts

The anti-corruption campaign of the President Muhammadu Buhari-led administration appears to have taken a bigger bite as the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission has secretly frozen the bank accounts of former President Goodluck Jonathan’s associates.
The move by the anti-graft agency was aimed at scuttling the transfer of the alleged looted funds from the accounts for other reasons.

A member of one of the key transition committee of the APC, who spoke to Punch on condition of anonymity, said the need had become necessary in view of the magnitude of the alleged theft of public resources by the affected persons...

According to Punch, the affected accounts belonged to Keketobou Foundation, owned by ex-Special Adviser to Jonathan on Niger Delta and Coordinator of the Amnesty Programme, Kingsley Kuku, and

My Female Friend Sleeping With My Father

How would you feel if your dad slept with your best friend? It happens all of the time but it’s no fun when you’re at the receiving end. “To say that my father, a great raconteur, often put on a show for my female friends would be an understatement.

"From the moment they stepped through the door, he would turn on the charm, directing all his wit and humour in their direction. Usually, it was me who
basked in the glow of his unfailing good nature and I knew how special it made me feel. But when friends came over, his spotlight automatically beamed on them," recalled Uchenna, now in her 40s and with her own family.